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tattru:

mom: DIDN’T I TELL YOU TO CLEAN YOUR ROOM 2 HOURS AGO ???

me:

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jehovahzwetness:

Gay marriage should be legal because gay divorce court shows would be fucking hilarious

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sassstronaut:

Intro- The XX

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hi:

yes that was the 1 picture I wanted to show you now gimme my phone back

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cowbellguy:

Hand jobs and blow jobs are called jobs because they’re tedious and dicks are gross. Going down on a girl is called eating out because it’s a privilege.

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